THM
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed.
Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl (via oberyntheviper)
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#deathbytweet

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I will practise believing my husband loves me

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please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)
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aseaofquotes:

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

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Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

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Tom meeting fans in Bangor NI [x]
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enchantedbyhiddles:

Oh Adam, you adorable pack rat.

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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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He’s right. You never had any time for her but you made time for your work and your prostitues!
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I was left
quite alone
using up the darkness.
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talking about books with your friends
ME: Where in the book are you up to? I'm up to [generic description without giving anything away]
FRIEND: Oh, I'm up to the part where everybody dies.
ME: ...
ME: [murderous rage rising]
ME: NOT EVERYBODY.
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