Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed.
I will practise believing my husband loves me
please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
Oh Adam, you adorable pack rat.
I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:
He’s right. You never had any time for her but you made time for your work and your prostitues!
I was left
using up the darkness.
talking about books with your friends
ME: Where in the book are you up to? I'm up to [generic description without giving anything away]
FRIEND: Oh, I'm up to the part where everybody dies.
ME: [murderous rage rising]
ME: NOT EVERYBODY.