nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Rashida Jones and Billy Eichner: Lightning Round!


do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"I know there’s been a lot of loss."
"Yeah, kinda…I mean yes. People keep…people have a tendency to go away. And I miss them.


female awesome meme: favorite female dynamics [13/20]
     ↳ Sarah and Helena; Orphan Black
"I don’t want to be your twin sister, meathead."


The Agents of SHIELD cast + off-screen badassery (sort of)

“Andre Holland brings considerable charisma to the role of the soft-voiced, steely-spined Edwards, but the character is a dignified contrivance, a model minority who is all decency, without edges or idiosyncrasies. In his basement office, he sets up a secret clinic for African-American patients, where he spearheads new surgical techniques. In his run-down boarding house, he’s threatened by a ruffian, who says, on cue, “You think you’re better than me?” Edwards—in a surprise that is no surprise—knocks out his assailant, demonstrating his virility.”

Surgical Strikeout: Steven Soderbergh’s Disappointing “The Knick”

Nope, nope, nope, nope. Wrong. Algernon Edwards has the most complex inner-life of any character on the show. He didn’t knock out the boarder or the man in the bar to ~demonstrate his virility~. Algernon beats up other black men because he feels powerless against the racism of his co-workers and society as a whole. He can’t confront or knock out Gallinger or Thackery without ruining his life and career, so he beats the shit out of other black men, because society does not care if harm comes to black men. That’s horrifically sad, not “decency.”

(via benicebefunny)

Girls face so many challenges and people are constantly telling them they can’t do things, they can’t be funny, they can’t run the companies. My advice is just not to focus on anyone telling you that you can’t do anything or the politics of your situation. Just think about your art, or that thing you want to do.



The Blue Kraken 




destroy media’s idea of asian girls being petite, pale-skinned waifs with bobbed hair and blunt bangs who are either the quiet fighter or a submissive giggly teen

destroy the fetishizing and infantilizing of asian girls

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